300 reasons I would vote for used gym socks if it would keep John McCain out of office

March 30, 2008

Why I would vote for a turkey sandwich before I’d vote for John McCain

Filed under: Things I'd Vote For Before John McCain — 300reasons @ 9:55 pm



Turkey sandwiches are delicious. They have mayonnaise and other tasty condiments. Plus, turkey is high in protein and selenium.

John McCain is not delicious. He doesn’t have mayonnaise. At his age, he probably doesn’t have any selenium left.

Also, he made up a song about bombing Iran.

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