300 reasons I would vote for used gym socks if it would keep John McCain out of office

April 4, 2008

Why I would vote for a box of hammers before I’d vote for John McCain

Filed under: Things I'd Vote For Before John McCain — 300reasons @ 8:43 pm

Hammers are a very useful tool.  You can build things with them, or hang pictures.

If I had a box of hammers, I could sell any hammers that I could not personally use.  This could give me a source of income during the coming recession.

I can’t use John McCain to hang my pictures, and judging from his support of the Bush policies that got us into this economic mess, he’s just going to make the recession worse—probably so bad that even if I sold several boxes of hammers, my home would be foreclosed on.

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