300 reasons I would vote for used gym socks if it would keep John McCain out of office

May 9, 2008

Why I would vote for dirty underwear before I’d vote for John McCain

Filed under: Things I'd Vote For Before John McCain,Women's Rights — 300reasons @ 6:23 pm

Contrary to popular belief, dirty underwear have many possible uses. For one thing, in purely utilitarian terms, they can always be washed and worn again, saving the trouble of buying a new pair or flying commando. For another, while I have never researched the subject myself, I am positively certain that an entire community of fetishists could find multiple uses for dirty underwear. I am equally certain that there are very few fetishists who could make use of John McCain.

And I’ve never heard of a pair of dirty underwear trying to overturn Roe vs. Wade.

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