300 reasons I would vote for used gym socks if it would keep John McCain out of office

September 7, 2008

Reason #90

Filed under: Mayors of Towns Bigger Than Wasilla,Palin — 300reasons @ 4:11 pm

Meet Erica Lewis Kennedy (center).

Erica is the mayor of the majestic Montrose, Colorado.

Montrose is almost twice the size of Wasilla, Alaska, where McCain’s Vice Presidential pick Sarah Palin was mayor (The office Palin held before becoming governor of Alaska a year and a half ago). So as you can imagine, Montrose is HUGE! And I would trust Erica to take the reins of the biggest nuclear superpower in the world any day. Negotiations with Putin? No problem! Just look at how masterfully she’s handled the annual preschooler Halloween costume contest!

Advertisements

1 Comment »

  1. […] unlike Plattsburgh, New York and Montrose, Colorado, Bumpass doesn’t actually technically have a mayor, let alone a mayor prepared to handle […]

    Pingback by Reason #95 « 300 reasons I would vote for toenail fungus if it would keep John McCain out of office — September 7, 2008 @ 11:36 pm | Reply


RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

%d bloggers like this: