300 reasons I would vote for used gym socks if it would keep John McCain out of office

September 7, 2008

Reason #91

Filed under: Mayors of Towns Bigger Than Wasilla,Palin — 300reasons @ 4:42 pm

Meet Donald Kasprzak.

He’s the mayor of Plattsburgh, New York. Plattsburgh has a population more than twice that of Wasilla, Alaska, where McCain’s VP pick Sarah Palin was mayor (the most powerful elected office she held prior to becoming Alaska’s Governor just a year and a half ago).

As you can imagine, governing a city the size of Plattsburgh requires a tremendous understanding of foreign policy (it’s right next to Canada!), troop deployments in Iraq, and national health care legislation. And road salt.

Yep. Donald Kasprzak is qualified to hold the most powerful office in the world, no question about it.

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  1. […] unlike Plattsburgh, New York and Montrose, Colorado, Bumpass doesn’t actually technically have a mayor, let alone a mayor […]

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