300 reasons I would vote for used gym socks if it would keep John McCain out of office

September 21, 2008

Why I would vote for toenail fungus before I’d vote for John McCain

Well, this one is harder than justifying a vote for a llama. I mean, llamas are way cuter than toenail fungus.

However, I do feel that several arguments can be made for voting toenail fungus. First, it doesn’t have anger problems, and even if it did, I don’t think toenail fungus could get it together to pick up the red phone. Second, unlike John McCain, toenail fungus doesn’t have any advisers who were personally responsible for the mortgage crisis. And finally, toenail fungus isn’t bizarrely obsessed with the fundamentals of our economy being strong.


September 7, 2008

Reason #94

Filed under: Anger Problems,Ethics Problems,hypocrite — 300reasons @ 11:03 pm

I think this speaks for itself.

H/T Things Younger Than John McCain

April 7, 2008

Reason #19

Filed under: Abusive,Anger Problems,Crazypants,Sexist — 300reasons @ 8:21 pm

You do not want this guy’s finger on the red button.

Via The Raw Story:

John McCain’s temper is well documented. He’s called opponents and colleagues “shitheads,” “assholes” and in at least one case “a fucking jerk.”

But a new book on the presumptive Republican nominee will air perhaps the most shocking angry exchange to date.

Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain’s intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain’s hair and said, “You’re getting a little thin up there.” McCain’s face reddened, and he responded, “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.” McCain’s excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.

First off, this is typical abusive behavior and I have no doubt that if he’s willing to be this nasty with people watching, McCain is even more abusive toward his wife when cameras aren’t rolling. Gross. But beyond that, anyone with a temper like this should never be anywhere near a weapon, and they certainly shouldn’t be in charge of an entire nuclear arsenal.

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