300 reasons I would vote for used gym socks if it would keep John McCain out of office

September 23, 2008

Reason #105

Filed under: Out of Touch,Sellout,The Environment — btboondoggle @ 1:19 am

Let’s compare their carbon footprints… ┬áBarack Obama = Gecko, John McCain = Tyrannosaurus Rex. It’s clear who’s committed to a sustainable environmental policy for America, and who needs to “Drill baby, drill” in order to fill their 11+ gas tanks!

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September 21, 2008

Why I would vote for toenail fungus before I’d vote for John McCain

Well, this one is harder than justifying a vote for a llama. I mean, llamas are way cuter than toenail fungus.

However, I do feel that several arguments can be made for voting toenail fungus. First, it doesn’t have anger problems, and even if it did, I don’t think toenail fungus could get it together to pick up the red phone. Second, unlike John McCain, toenail fungus doesn’t have any advisers who were personally responsible for the mortgage crisis. And finally, toenail fungus isn’t bizarrely obsessed with the fundamentals of our economy being strong.

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